Some of you might remember my old-school post, Haikus Inspired by Exegesis Research, in which I sat down and wrote a research paper in 5 hours 2 days before it was due, while writing 1 Haiku per hour. This method will now be replicated for my Enlightenment and Romantic literature paper that is due tomorrow at 10:15 a.m. Although I have calculated that I can score a 79% on this paper and still get an A in the course, and although I am a senior and have absolutely nothing riding on this paper, I still want to leave a good final impression in my professor's mind of April Walker. So.... herewego!!!
6:28 p.m. - 13/2,000 words
Though I'm a senior,
I still have the same old flaw:
Procrastination.
7:28 p.m. 609/2,000 words
Edmund Burke, again?
Although I hate to admit:
He's growing on me.
8:28 p.m. 962/2,000 words.
Distractions galore!
Visitors and movie nights.
Is a break in store?
9:43 p.m. 1,370/2,000 words.
Lord of the Rings soon.
Breaks are quite beneficial.
Don't give me that look.
12:04 a.m. 1,368/2,000 words.
Where did two words go?
'Twas a good movie, also.
Better company.
1:14 a.m.1,658/2,000 words
Roommate, stop talking.
I told you I had homework.
Roommate, stop talking.
2:16 a.m. 2,258/2,000 words
I'm finished, I think.
My conclusion is one page.
Probably not good...
3:12 a.m. 2,474/2,000 words
I'm at that "ov'rly-tired
yet somehow still awake" phase.
mmrhrf frr done.
Even Rhyming. Wow!
ReplyDeleteI'm seething with jealousy.
You're better than me.
I hope that the film,
ReplyDeleteand the company too, did
not ruin paper. :-P