Beatles VS Gaga

This is going to be a fun blog entry.  It's a little game I came up with on the drive home this weekend.  It's called, "Beatles VS Gaga."  I was just going to list some weird song lyrics I heard on the drive home, but I thought it would be more fun to turn it into a little game.  Basically, I'm going to give a quote from a song, and you get to guess if it's from a Beatles song or Lady Gaga song.  This is more for my own amusement over the random lyrics that these artists came up with, but if you actually read this and play, comment your guesses! Answers are given at the end, in white font--so you can highlight over them if you wanna peek.

1) "Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye."

2) "I'm not lying, I'm just stunning with my love-glue-gunning." 

3)"He got joo-joo eyeball, he one holy roller." 

4) "Hold you in his armchair, you can feel his disease." 


5) "Loving you is cherry pie." 


6) "She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand, like a lizard on a window pane."

7) "Fixing a hole in the ocean, trying to make a dove-tail joint."

8) "We got a red light pornographic dance fight systematic, honey, but we got no money."

9) "Give me something I want to see//television and hot blondes in odd positions."   

10) "Love it when you call me legs//In the morning buy me eggs."

That's all I'm going to do for now.  The answers are below, in white font, along with the songs the lyrics came from.  Enjoy! 

1. Beatles--I am the Walrus

2. Gaga--Poker Face

3. Beatles--Come Together

4. Beatles--Come Together

5. Gaga--Paparazzi

6. Beatles--Happiness is a Warm Gun

7. Beatles--Glass Onion

8. Gaga--Money Honey

9. Gaga--The Fame

10.Gaga-- Boys Boys Boys