Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Reason #84 to dislike pop music.

[as of a couple days ago]

During America's economic crisis, the top pop song is "The Lazy Song."

For those unfamiliar with this killer tune, here are some of the lyrics for your reading pleasure: 

"I'm gonna kick my feet up
Then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't"

...

"Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X
Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream out: 'This is Great'
(Oh my god, this is great)"

...

"I might mess around, get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait"



Thank you Bruno Mars, for encouraging progress and hard work in America's time of need. 



2 comments:

  1. My 7 year old cousin was singing this song...wrong on so many levels.

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  2. This should not be Rejected Facebook stati. You should put it on Facebook. You should tell the world.

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