20 and 60 hours

20 hours is how long it takes before Tumblr sends you an email and says, "You should see what's happening on Tumblr."

60 hours is how long it takes before Facebook sends you an email and says, "April, you have notifications pending."

If you choose to ignore Facebook's attempts at communication, Facebook will email you again, 24 hours later saying, "April, you have notifications pending."

Like a stubborn child or insistent mother--there is almost a tone to the title, "April."  

I tried to change my email settings but I can't without logging into Facebook.  So I'll just keep sending them to the trash.

I don't really miss social media, yet.  But I didn't expect social media to miss me.